Enterprise-wide communication can be a pain. Over and over again, one
has to think up new important targets, to be fulfilled by the company
as part of the mission statement, or to be fulfilled by a new
department with specific targets. What a bore.
But it doesn't have to be! Here's bsgen
, the tool that
generates such messages for you, ready to copy-n-paste into
company-wide e-mail memo's!
How it works? Here's a sample. Just click on 'again' to see another
To whoever it may conern,
Two weeks ago, Federation Enterprises announced the formation of a new
department called Enterprise Embedding. Enterprise Embedding will redefine
our corporate landscape in a way that enables us to:
- A threefold increase of inter-departmental synergy
- Reengineer high level business processes of huddle sessions
- Supply best of breed solutions for key investment areas
- Meet key performance indicators of our global workforce
During these difficult times we should not forget our potential. We must
face the future with confidence, and this announcement is just the first
step in doing so!
But is it enterprisey enough? Can it be tailored to suit your
specific needs? Sure can! Download your own copy of bsgen today
, get the data file bsgen.data
too, and start adding your own
bs to the datafile! Before you know it, you'll be mailing bs to
firstname.lastname@example.org every hour!
thanks EvR/BOFH for a new excellent datafile. This will
most certainly leverage the enablement and empowerment of our global
workforce and consolidate the position in the peer group of our key