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Enterprise-wide communication can be a pain. Over and over again, one has to think up new important targets, to be fulfilled by the company as part of the mission statement, or to be fulfilled by a new department with specific targets. What a bore.

But it doesn't have to be! Here's bsgen, the tool that generates such messages for you, ready to copy-n-paste into company-wide e-mail memo's!

How it works? Here's a sample. Just click on 'again' to see another one.

To engineering,

Over the weekend, we surpised the corporate world when we presented our open 
letter to our clients and shareholders. We will be rebranded by our parent 
company, Associated Mortgage Primes. From now on we will be known as Plunder 
and Flee. Rebranding will enable us to:

- Consolidate services of shared services and functions
- Leveraging consolidation and enablement of our clients
- Realize strategic mergers that strengthen our market position
- Set new standards for project management best practices

Representing Group Excellence Initiative, I wish the best of luck to Mbeki 
and the rest of the team to make this initiative a success!

But is it enterprisey enough? Can it be tailored to suit your specific needs? Sure can! Download your own copy of bsgen today, get the data file too, and start adding your own bs to the datafile! Before you know it, you'll be mailing bs to every hour!
Update: thanks EvR/BOFH for a new excellent datafile. This will most certainly leverage the enablement and empowerment of our global workforce and consolidate the position in the peer group of our key focus areas.