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Enterprise-wide communication can be a pain. Over and over again, one has to think up new important targets, to be fulfilled by the company as part of the mission statement, or to be fulfilled by a new department with specific targets. What a bore.

But it doesn't have to be! Here's bsgen, the tool that generates such messages for you, ready to copy-n-paste into company-wide e-mail memo's!

How it works? Here's a sample. Just click on 'again' to see another one.


Dear clients,

In these most difficult times, we have shown our best and added great value 
to and met the needs of our customers. To further leverage on these key 
principles of our company, we are introducing Creativity in Thinking. To 
meet key excellence performance indicators, Creativity in Thinking will:

- Set new targets for excellence in quality assurance our company
- Supply best of breed solutions for inter-departmental synergy
- Consolidate the position in the peer group of infrastructure engineering 
and maintenance
- Set new standards for our clients

Although we have achieved a lot and met each and every single target that we 
have set, there is still a lot of work to do! I know that I can rely on you 
all to achieve even more in the next few months ahead of us!


But is it enterprisey enough? Can it be tailored to suit your specific needs? Sure can! Download your own copy of bsgen today, get the data file bsgen.data too, and start adding your own bs to the datafile! Before you know it, you'll be mailing bs to all@yourcompany.com every hour!
Update: thanks EvR/BOFH for a new excellent datafile. This will most certainly leverage the enablement and empowerment of our global workforce and consolidate the position in the peer group of our key focus areas.