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Enterprise-wide communication can be a pain. Over and over again, one has to think up new important targets, to be fulfilled by the company as part of the mission statement, or to be fulfilled by a new department with specific targets. What a bore.

But it doesn't have to be! Here's bsgen, the tool that generates such messages for you, ready to copy-n-paste into company-wide e-mail memo's!

How it works? Here's a sample. Just click on 'again' to see another one.

Team members! Please take note of the following message:

During our last huddle session, we already informed you of the ever 
increasing role of Future Improvement Board. Soon Future Improvement Board 
will start excellence realization and process integration work, in order to:

- Supply best of breed solutions for global operations
- Buy the competition and competing products
- Position management of strategic reallignment in our clients
- A threefold increase of asset acquisition and management

Thanks to Steve, I am confident that this company will become part of the 
top ten providers in our industry.

But is it enterprisey enough? Can it be tailored to suit your specific needs? Sure can! Download your own copy of bsgen today, get the data file too, and start adding your own bs to the datafile! Before you know it, you'll be mailing bs to every hour!
Update: thanks EvR/BOFH for a new excellent datafile. This will most certainly leverage the enablement and empowerment of our global workforce and consolidate the position in the peer group of our key focus areas.