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Enterprise-wide communication can be a pain. Over and over again, one has to think up new important targets, to be fulfilled by the company as part of the mission statement, or to be fulfilled by a new department with specific targets. What a bore.

But it doesn't have to be! Here's bsgen, the tool that generates such messages for you, ready to copy-n-paste into company-wide e-mail memo's!

How it works? Here's a sample. Just click on 'again' to see another one.

Dear clients, shareholders and employees,

During our last huddle session, we already informed you of the ever 
increasing role of Primary Interest Solution Support (PISS). Primary 
Interest Solution Support (PISS) has set the following key performance 
indicators for key investment areas:

- Outsource the non-core-business of our clients
- Realize strategic mergers that strengthen our market position
- Aggressively penetrate new and existing markets
- Develop a roadmap and define key milestones in processes with our company

Bill and the operations board will ensure that we will stay market leader 
and excel in our clients' needs.

But is it enterprisey enough? Can it be tailored to suit your specific needs? Sure can! Download your own copy of bsgen today, get the data file too, and start adding your own bs to the datafile! Before you know it, you'll be mailing bs to every hour!
Update: thanks EvR/BOFH for a new excellent datafile. This will most certainly leverage the enablement and empowerment of our global workforce and consolidate the position in the peer group of our key focus areas.