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Enterprise-wide communication can be a pain. Over and over again, one has to think up new important targets, to be fulfilled by the company as part of the mission statement, or to be fulfilled by a new department with specific targets. What a bore.

But it doesn't have to be! Here's bsgen, the tool that generates such messages for you, ready to copy-n-paste into company-wide e-mail memo's!

How it works? Here's a sample. Just click on 'again' to see another one.

Dear customers of Santa North Pole Toys 'r His,

Over the weekend we decided that the time was right and to inform you, the 
corporate workforce, of important changes in the structure of our group. To 
meet key excellence performance indicators, Group Strategy will:

- Supply best of breed solutions for our global workforce
- Buy the competition and competing products
- Set new targets for Services Advancement Group (SAG) to meet ever 
increasing requirements of our company
- Aggressively penetrate new and existing markets

Although we have had a difficult year, the direction as set forth in this 
announcement will complete our new objectives and enable us to achieve even 
higher goals!

But is it enterprisey enough? Can it be tailored to suit your specific needs? Sure can! Download your own copy of bsgen today, get the data file too, and start adding your own bs to the datafile! Before you know it, you'll be mailing bs to every hour!
Update: thanks EvR/BOFH for a new excellent datafile. This will most certainly leverage the enablement and empowerment of our global workforce and consolidate the position in the peer group of our key focus areas.