bsgen
Enterprise-wide communication can be a pain. Over and over again, one
has to think up new important targets, to be fulfilled by the company
as part of the mission statement, or to be fulfilled by a new
department with specific targets. What a bore.
But it doesn't have to be! Here's
bsgen, the tool that
generates such messages for you, ready to copy-n-paste into
company-wide e-mail memo's!
How it works? Here's a sample. Just click on 'again' to see another
one.
To all our valued customers,
Last Friday, we surpised the corporate world when we presented our open
letter to our clients and shareholders. With great pride I would like to
introduce you to the new mission statement.
- Outsource the non-core-business of our business units
- Designing processes that enable strategic growth of huddle sessions
- Buy the competition and competing products
- Set new targets for Group Excellence Initiative to meet ever increasing
requirements of infrastructure engineering and maintenance
We should seize this oppurtunity to redefine our excellence and client
support!
But is it enterprisey enough? Can it be tailored to suit your
specific needs? Sure can! Download your own copy of
bsgen today, get the data file
bsgen.data too, and start adding your own
bs to the datafile! Before you know it, you'll be mailing bs to
all@yourcompany.com every hour!
Update: thanks EvR/BOFH for a new excellent datafile. This will
most certainly leverage the enablement and empowerment of our global
workforce and consolidate the position in the peer group of our key
focus areas.