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Enterprise-wide communication can be a pain. Over and over again, one has to think up new important targets, to be fulfilled by the company as part of the mission statement, or to be fulfilled by a new department with specific targets. What a bore.

But it doesn't have to be! Here's bsgen, the tool that generates such messages for you, ready to copy-n-paste into company-wide e-mail memo's!

How it works? Here's a sample. Just click on 'again' to see another one.

To the hard working employees of this wonderful company!

Last night we decided that the time was right and to inform you, the 
corporate workforce, of important changes in the structure of our group. 
When Services Management Team has completed integration and embedding of 
infrastructure engineering and maintenance, they will continue to:

- Have inter-departmental synergy invest heavily in niche markets
- Reengineer high level business processes of our global workforce
- Designing processes that enable strategic growth of our core business
- Position management of strategic reallignment in market research and 

I want to take this oppurtunity to ask you to support Mbeki in the quest to:

- Consolidate services of consulting services
- Buy the competition and competing products
- Expand the presence of our business units in sweet spots of new and 
emerging industries
- Outsource the non-core-business of decision-making process definition and 

But is it enterprisey enough? Can it be tailored to suit your specific needs? Sure can! Download your own copy of bsgen today, get the data file too, and start adding your own bs to the datafile! Before you know it, you'll be mailing bs to every hour!
Update: thanks EvR/BOFH for a new excellent datafile. This will most certainly leverage the enablement and empowerment of our global workforce and consolidate the position in the peer group of our key focus areas.