Enterprise-wide communication can be a pain. Over and over again, one
has to think up new important targets, to be fulfilled by the company
as part of the mission statement, or to be fulfilled by a new
department with specific targets. What a bore.
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Dear customers of Skynet Robotic Research,
Over the weekend we decided that the time was right and to inform you, the
corporate workforce, of important changes in the structure of our group. The
goals of War Room Initiative are:
- Set new targets for Inter Department Initiative of Transformation (IDIoT)
to meet ever increasing requirements of market research and development
- Consolidate the position in the peer group of key focus areas such as our
principles regarding sustainability, client enablement and shareholder value
- Have asset acquisition and management invest heavily in niche markets
- Set new standards for our global workforce
It is time to huddle MacGuyver and give support in achiving these new goals!
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