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Enterprise-wide communication can be a pain. Over and over again, one has to think up new important targets, to be fulfilled by the company as part of the mission statement, or to be fulfilled by a new department with specific targets. What a bore.

But it doesn't have to be! Here's bsgen, the tool that generates such messages for you, ready to copy-n-paste into company-wide e-mail memo's!

How it works? Here's a sample. Just click on 'again' to see another one.

To engineering,

In out last town hall meeting, we told you the exciting news of the creation 
of Inter Department Initiative of Transformation (IDIoT). When Inter 
Department Initiative of Transformation (IDIoT) has completed integration 
and embedding of enablement services, they will continue to:

- Meet key performance indicators of our business units
- Expand the presence of shared services and functions in sweet spots of new 
and emerging industries
- Leveraging consolidation and enablement of decision-making process 
definition and execution
- Position management of strategic reallignment in key focus areas such as 
our principles regarding sustainability, client enablement and shareholder 

We should seize this oppurtunity to redefine our excellence and client 

But is it enterprisey enough? Can it be tailored to suit your specific needs? Sure can! Download your own copy of bsgen today, get the data file too, and start adding your own bs to the datafile! Before you know it, you'll be mailing bs to every hour!
Update: thanks EvR/BOFH for a new excellent datafile. This will most certainly leverage the enablement and empowerment of our global workforce and consolidate the position in the peer group of our key focus areas.