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Enterprise-wide communication can be a pain. Over and over again, one has to think up new important targets, to be fulfilled by the company as part of the mission statement, or to be fulfilled by a new department with specific targets. What a bore.

But it doesn't have to be! Here's bsgen, the tool that generates such messages for you, ready to copy-n-paste into company-wide e-mail memo's!

How it works? Here's a sample. Just click on 'again' to see another one.

To the press^M^M^M^M global workforce, this is an important internal and 
confidential message! Do not leak to the press!

During our last huddle session, we already informed you of the ever 
increasing role of Change and Transition Support (CaTS). Change and 
Transition Support (CaTS) has set the following key performance indicators 
for enablement services:

- Realize strategic mergers that strengthen our market position
- Set new targets for Creativity in Thinking to meet ever increasing 
requirements of key focus areas such as our principles regarding 
sustainability, client enablement and shareholder value
- Evaluate and reassess our business units
- Consolidate services of our global workforce

Although we have achieved a lot and met each and every single target that we 
have set, there is still a lot of work to do! I know that I can rely on you 
all to achieve even more in the next few months ahead of us!

But is it enterprisey enough? Can it be tailored to suit your specific needs? Sure can! Download your own copy of bsgen today, get the data file too, and start adding your own bs to the datafile! Before you know it, you'll be mailing bs to every hour!
Update: thanks EvR/BOFH for a new excellent datafile. This will most certainly leverage the enablement and empowerment of our global workforce and consolidate the position in the peer group of our key focus areas.