Enterprise-wide communication can be a pain. Over and over again, one has to think up new important targets, to be fulfilled by the company as part of the mission statement, or to be fulfilled by a new department with specific targets. What a bore.

But it doesn't have to be! Here's bsgen, the tool that generates such messages for you, ready to copy-n-paste into company-wide e-mail memo's!

How it works? Here's a sample. Just click on 'again' to see another one.

To the hard working employees of this wonderful company!

Two weeks ago we decided that the time was right and to inform you, the 
corporate workforce, of important changes in the structure of our group. 
Using well-defined business volumetrics, Special Quality Assurance 
Unification Team (SQUAT) seeks to:

- Consolidate the position in the peer group of market research and 
development
- Set new targets for Future Improvement Board to meet ever increasing 
requirements of the management team and project support office
- Expand on the high level of trust in our global workforce
- Reengineer high level business processes of shared services and functions

Thanks to Jane, I am confident that this company will become part of the top 
ten providers in our industry.

But is it enterprisey enough? Can it be tailored to suit your specific needs? Sure can! Download your own copy of bsgen today, get the data file bsgen.data too, and start adding your own bs to the datafile! Before you know it, you'll be mailing bs to all@yourcompany.com every hour!

Update: thanks EvR/BOFH for a new excellent datafile. This will most certainly leverage the enablement and empowerment of our global workforce and consolidate the position in the peer group of our key focus areas.