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Enterprise-wide communication can be a pain. Over and over again, one has to think up new important targets, to be fulfilled by the company as part of the mission statement, or to be fulfilled by a new department with specific targets. What a bore.

But it doesn't have to be! Here's bsgen, the tool that generates such messages for you, ready to copy-n-paste into company-wide e-mail memo's!

How it works? Here's a sample. Just click on 'again' to see another one.

Valued shareholders,

An hour ago, we discussed the unique oppurtunity of our company to be in the 
top three of our peer group. I would like to share with you our great 
challenge that lies ahead:

- Designing processes that enable strategic growth of our clients
- Set new targets for Primary Interest Solution Support (PISS) to meet ever 
increasing requirements of market research and development
- Develop a roadmap and define key milestones in processes with our company
- Aggressively penetrate new and existing markets

Representing Group Support and Functions, I wish the best of luck to Jane 
and the rest of the team to make this initiative a success!

But is it enterprisey enough? Can it be tailored to suit your specific needs? Sure can! Download your own copy of bsgen today, get the data file too, and start adding your own bs to the datafile! Before you know it, you'll be mailing bs to every hour!
Update: thanks EvR/BOFH for a new excellent datafile. This will most certainly leverage the enablement and empowerment of our global workforce and consolidate the position in the peer group of our key focus areas.