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Enterprise-wide communication can be a pain. Over and over again, one has to think up new important targets, to be fulfilled by the company as part of the mission statement, or to be fulfilled by a new department with specific targets. What a bore.

But it doesn't have to be! Here's bsgen, the tool that generates such messages for you, ready to copy-n-paste into company-wide e-mail memo's!

How it works? Here's a sample. Just click on 'again' to see another one.

Team members! Please take note of the following message:

Over the weekend, we surpised the corporate world when we presented our open 
letter to our clients and shareholders. I would like to share with you our 
great challenge that lies ahead:

- Realize strategic mergers that strengthen our market position
- Position management of strategic reallignment in key investment areas
- Meet key performance indicators of infrastructure engineering and 
- Realize excellence for our global workforce

I would like to extend my congratulations to J.L Picard and the newly 
created executive board in their quest to redefine our company's success!

But is it enterprisey enough? Can it be tailored to suit your specific needs? Sure can! Download your own copy of bsgen today, get the data file too, and start adding your own bs to the datafile! Before you know it, you'll be mailing bs to every hour!
Update: thanks EvR/BOFH for a new excellent datafile. This will most certainly leverage the enablement and empowerment of our global workforce and consolidate the position in the peer group of our key focus areas.