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Enterprise-wide communication can be a pain. Over and over again, one has to think up new important targets, to be fulfilled by the company as part of the mission statement, or to be fulfilled by a new department with specific targets. What a bore.

But it doesn't have to be! Here's bsgen, the tool that generates such messages for you, ready to copy-n-paste into company-wide e-mail memo's!

How it works? Here's a sample. Just click on 'again' to see another one.

Hey huddle partner! Please forward the following message to the huddle 
partner on your left:

In out last town hall meeting, we told you the exciting news of the creation 
of Change and Transition Support (CaTS). Soon Change and Transition Support 
(CaTS) will start excellence realization and process integration work, in 
order to:

- Develop a roadmap and define key milestones in processes with our clients
- Aggressively penetrate new and existing markets
- Creating added value to our company
- Sustaining, embedding and redefining huddle sessions

I want to take this oppurtunity to ask you to support M. Jackson in the 
quest to:

- Consolidate the position in the peer group of our global workforce
- Set new standards for our business units
- Set new targets for War Room Initiative to meet ever increasing 
requirements of global operations
- Expand the presence of inter-departmental synergy in sweet spots of new 
and emerging industries

But is it enterprisey enough? Can it be tailored to suit your specific needs? Sure can! Download your own copy of bsgen today, get the data file too, and start adding your own bs to the datafile! Before you know it, you'll be mailing bs to every hour!
Update: thanks EvR/BOFH for a new excellent datafile. This will most certainly leverage the enablement and empowerment of our global workforce and consolidate the position in the peer group of our key focus areas.