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Enterprise-wide communication can be a pain. Over and over again, one has to think up new important targets, to be fulfilled by the company as part of the mission statement, or to be fulfilled by a new department with specific targets. What a bore.

But it doesn't have to be! Here's bsgen, the tool that generates such messages for you, ready to copy-n-paste into company-wide e-mail memo's!

How it works? Here's a sample. Just click on 'again' to see another one.

This is a message from MacGuyver to Group Support and Functions,

Two weeks ago, we surpised the corporate world when we presented our open 
letter to our clients and shareholders. The board of directors wants to 
inform you of their new vision to:

- Evaluate and reassess decision-making process definition and execution
- Outsource the non-core-business of enablement services
- Leveraging consolidation and enablement of our business units
- Realize strategic mergers that strengthen our market position

Jane and the operations board will ensure that we will stay market leader 
and excel in our clients' needs.

But is it enterprisey enough? Can it be tailored to suit your specific needs? Sure can! Download your own copy of bsgen today, get the data file too, and start adding your own bs to the datafile! Before you know it, you'll be mailing bs to every hour!
Update: thanks EvR/BOFH for a new excellent datafile. This will most certainly leverage the enablement and empowerment of our global workforce and consolidate the position in the peer group of our key focus areas.