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Enterprise-wide communication can be a pain. Over and over again, one has to think up new important targets, to be fulfilled by the company as part of the mission statement, or to be fulfilled by a new department with specific targets. What a bore.

But it doesn't have to be! Here's bsgen, the tool that generates such messages for you, ready to copy-n-paste into company-wide e-mail memo's!

How it works? Here's a sample. Just click on 'again' to see another one.

Dear customers of Skynet Robotic Research,

Over the weekend we decided that the time was right and to inform you, the 
corporate workforce, of important changes in the structure of our group. The 
goals of War Room Initiative are:

- Set new targets for Inter Department Initiative of Transformation (IDIoT) 
to meet ever increasing requirements of market research and development
- Consolidate the position in the peer group of key focus areas such as our 
principles regarding sustainability, client enablement and shareholder value
- Have asset acquisition and management invest heavily in niche markets
- Set new standards for our global workforce

It is time to huddle MacGuyver and give support in achiving these new goals!

But is it enterprisey enough? Can it be tailored to suit your specific needs? Sure can! Download your own copy of bsgen today, get the data file too, and start adding your own bs to the datafile! Before you know it, you'll be mailing bs to every hour!
Update: thanks EvR/BOFH for a new excellent datafile. This will most certainly leverage the enablement and empowerment of our global workforce and consolidate the position in the peer group of our key focus areas.