Enterprise-wide communication can be a pain. Over and over again, one
has to think up new important targets, to be fulfilled by the company
as part of the mission statement, or to be fulfilled by a new
department with specific targets. What a bore.
But it doesn't have to be! Here's bsgen
, the tool that
generates such messages for you, ready to copy-n-paste into
company-wide e-mail memo's!
How it works? Here's a sample. Just click on 'again' to see another
This is a message from Steve to Ten Day Programme,
Last night, Mbeki Ubitu Engiria Inc. (world renowned for their charity
services to starting investors, call 419-M-BEKI) announced the formation of
a new department called Creativity in Thinking. To meet key excellence
performance indicators, Creativity in Thinking will:
- Buy the competition and competing products
- Sustaining, embedding and redefining inter-departmental synergy
- Set new targets for Steering Committee to meet ever increasing
requirements of our global workforce
- Drive long-term strategic growth of our business units
Although we have achieved a lot and met each and every single target that we
have set, there is still a lot of work to do! I know that I can rely on you
all to achieve even more in the next few months ahead of us!
But is it enterprisey enough? Can it be tailored to suit your
specific needs? Sure can! Download your own copy of bsgen today
, get the data file bsgen.data
too, and start adding your own
bs to the datafile! Before you know it, you'll be mailing bs to
email@example.com every hour!
thanks EvR/BOFH for a new excellent datafile. This will
most certainly leverage the enablement and empowerment of our global
workforce and consolidate the position in the peer group of our key