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Enterprise-wide communication can be a pain. Over and over again, one has to think up new important targets, to be fulfilled by the company as part of the mission statement, or to be fulfilled by a new department with specific targets. What a bore.

But it doesn't have to be! Here's bsgen, the tool that generates such messages for you, ready to copy-n-paste into company-wide e-mail memo's!

How it works? Here's a sample. Just click on 'again' to see another one.

To the hard working employees of this wonderful company!

Over the weekend, we surpised the corporate world when we presented our open 
letter to our clients and shareholders. Our company has made one of the 
largest acquisitions this industry has seen by acquiring Skynet Robotic 
Research in order to:

- Consolidate the position in the peer group of project management best 
- Set new targets for excellence in quality assurance consulting services
- Meet key performance indicators of our clients
- Leveraging consolidation and enablement of huddle sessions

It is time to huddle Steve and give support in achiving these new goals!

But is it enterprisey enough? Can it be tailored to suit your specific needs? Sure can! Download your own copy of bsgen today, get the data file too, and start adding your own bs to the datafile! Before you know it, you'll be mailing bs to every hour!
Update: thanks EvR/BOFH for a new excellent datafile. This will most certainly leverage the enablement and empowerment of our global workforce and consolidate the position in the peer group of our key focus areas.