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Enterprise-wide communication can be a pain. Over and over again, one has to think up new important targets, to be fulfilled by the company as part of the mission statement, or to be fulfilled by a new department with specific targets. What a bore.

But it doesn't have to be! Here's bsgen, the tool that generates such messages for you, ready to copy-n-paste into company-wide e-mail memo's!

How it works? Here's a sample. Just click on 'again' to see another one.

To whoever it may conern,

Last Friday we decided that the time was right and to inform you, the 
corporate workforce, of important changes in the structure of our group. To 
meet key excellence performance indicators, Enterprise Embedding will:

- Focusing on capitalization of key focus areas such as our principles 
regarding sustainability, client enablement and shareholder value
- Set new targets for Ten Day Programme to meet ever increasing requirements 
of our global workforce
- Sustaining, embedding and redefining infrastructure engineering and 
- Outsource the non-core-business of our business units

I want to take this oppurtunity to ask you to support J.L Picard in the 
quest to:

- Aggressively penetrate new and existing markets
- Expand on the high level of trust in project management best practices
- Meet key performance indicators of huddle sessions
- Realize excellence for the management team and project support office

But is it enterprisey enough? Can it be tailored to suit your specific needs? Sure can! Download your own copy of bsgen today, get the data file too, and start adding your own bs to the datafile! Before you know it, you'll be mailing bs to every hour!
Update: thanks EvR/BOFH for a new excellent datafile. This will most certainly leverage the enablement and empowerment of our global workforce and consolidate the position in the peer group of our key focus areas.