Enterprise-wide communication can be a pain. Over and over again, one
has to think up new important targets, to be fulfilled by the company
as part of the mission statement, or to be fulfilled by a new
department with specific targets. What a bore.
But it doesn't have to be! Here's bsgen
, the tool that
generates such messages for you, ready to copy-n-paste into
company-wide e-mail memo's!
How it works? Here's a sample. Just click on 'again' to see another
Dear clients, shareholders and employees,
Last Friday, we, Federation Enterprises, ventured into great new territory.
In order to increase client and shareholder value, Plunder and Flee has
acquired our company and will soon begin integration to:
- Aggressively penetrate new and existing markets
- Creating added value to inter-departmental synergy
- Position management of strategic reallignment in enablement services
- Supply best of breed solutions for huddle sessions
We should seize this oppurtunity to redefine our excellence and client
But is it enterprisey enough? Can it be tailored to suit your
specific needs? Sure can! Download your own copy of bsgen today
, get the data file bsgen.data
too, and start adding your own
bs to the datafile! Before you know it, you'll be mailing bs to
email@example.com every hour!
thanks EvR/BOFH for a new excellent datafile. This will
most certainly leverage the enablement and empowerment of our global
workforce and consolidate the position in the peer group of our key