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Enterprise-wide communication can be a pain. Over and over again, one has to think up new important targets, to be fulfilled by the company as part of the mission statement, or to be fulfilled by a new department with specific targets. What a bore.

But it doesn't have to be! Here's bsgen, the tool that generates such messages for you, ready to copy-n-paste into company-wide e-mail memo's!

How it works? Here's a sample. Just click on 'again' to see another one.


Hey huddle partner! Please forward the following message to the huddle 
partner on your left:

Last Friday, Yo, ho! announced the formation of a new department called 
Customer Satisfaction Initiative (CSI) Miami. The goals of Customer 
Satisfaction Initiative (CSI) Miami are:

- Expand on the high level of trust in our global workforce
- Set new standards for project management best practices
- Aggressively penetrate new and existing markets
- Expand the presence of market research and development in sweet spots of 
new and emerging industries

During these difficult times we should not forget our potential. We must 
face the future with confidence, and this announcement is just the first 
step in doing so!


But is it enterprisey enough? Can it be tailored to suit your specific needs? Sure can! Download your own copy of bsgen today, get the data file bsgen.data too, and start adding your own bs to the datafile! Before you know it, you'll be mailing bs to all@yourcompany.com every hour!
Update: thanks EvR/BOFH for a new excellent datafile. This will most certainly leverage the enablement and empowerment of our global workforce and consolidate the position in the peer group of our key focus areas.