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Enterprise-wide communication can be a pain. Over and over again, one has to think up new important targets, to be fulfilled by the company as part of the mission statement, or to be fulfilled by a new department with specific targets. What a bore.

But it doesn't have to be! Here's bsgen, the tool that generates such messages for you, ready to copy-n-paste into company-wide e-mail memo's!

How it works? Here's a sample. Just click on 'again' to see another one.


Dear clients,

In out last town hall meeting, we told you the exciting news of the creation 
of Enterprise Transition Control. The goals of Enterprise Transition Control 
are:

- Expand the presence of our core business in sweet spots of new and 
emerging industries
- Reengineer high level business processes of key focus areas such as our 
principles regarding sustainability, client enablement and shareholder value
- Have decision-making process definition and execution invest heavily in 
niche markets
- Buy the competition and competing products

I want to take this oppurtunity to ask you to support M. Jackson in the 
quest to:

- Realize excellence for our company
- Set new targets for excellence in quality assurance our business units
- A threefold increase of shared services and functions
- Aggressively penetrate new and existing markets


But is it enterprisey enough? Can it be tailored to suit your specific needs? Sure can! Download your own copy of bsgen today, get the data file bsgen.data too, and start adding your own bs to the datafile! Before you know it, you'll be mailing bs to all@yourcompany.com every hour!
Update: thanks EvR/BOFH for a new excellent datafile. This will most certainly leverage the enablement and empowerment of our global workforce and consolidate the position in the peer group of our key focus areas.