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Enterprise-wide communication can be a pain. Over and over again, one has to think up new important targets, to be fulfilled by the company as part of the mission statement, or to be fulfilled by a new department with specific targets. What a bore.

But it doesn't have to be! Here's bsgen, the tool that generates such messages for you, ready to copy-n-paste into company-wide e-mail memo's!

How it works? Here's a sample. Just click on 'again' to see another one.

Hey huddle partner! Please forward the following message to the huddle 
partner on your left:

April the first, we, Bubble Inc. (whole subsidiary of .boom), ventured into 
great new territory. In order to increase client and shareholder value, 
Skynet Robotic Research has acquired our company and will soon begin 
integration to:

- Realize excellence for decision-making process definition and execution
- Reengineer high level business processes of asset acquisition and 
- Creating added value to our company
- Develop a roadmap and define key milestones in processes with 
infrastructure engineering and maintenance

Representing Group Support and Functions, I wish the best of luck to J.L 
Picard and the rest of the team to make this initiative a success!

But is it enterprisey enough? Can it be tailored to suit your specific needs? Sure can! Download your own copy of bsgen today, get the data file too, and start adding your own bs to the datafile! Before you know it, you'll be mailing bs to every hour!
Update: thanks EvR/BOFH for a new excellent datafile. This will most certainly leverage the enablement and empowerment of our global workforce and consolidate the position in the peer group of our key focus areas.