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Enterprise-wide communication can be a pain. Over and over again, one has to think up new important targets, to be fulfilled by the company as part of the mission statement, or to be fulfilled by a new department with specific targets. What a bore.

But it doesn't have to be! Here's bsgen, the tool that generates such messages for you, ready to copy-n-paste into company-wide e-mail memo's!

How it works? Here's a sample. Just click on 'again' to see another one.

To the consulting services group,

Two weeks ago, Bubble Inc. (whole subsidiary of .boom) announced the 
formation of a new department called Future Improvement Board. Future 
Improvement Board has set the following key performance indicators for our 
core business:

- Reengineer high level business processes of key focus areas such as our 
principles regarding sustainability, client enablement and shareholder value
- Consolidate the position in the peer group of our company
- Meet key performance indicators of global operations
- Expand the presence of infrastructure engineering and maintenance in sweet 
spots of new and emerging industries

Thanks to M. Jackson, I am confident that this company will become part of 
the top ten providers in our industry.

But is it enterprisey enough? Can it be tailored to suit your specific needs? Sure can! Download your own copy of bsgen today, get the data file too, and start adding your own bs to the datafile! Before you know it, you'll be mailing bs to every hour!
Update: thanks EvR/BOFH for a new excellent datafile. This will most certainly leverage the enablement and empowerment of our global workforce and consolidate the position in the peer group of our key focus areas.