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Enterprise-wide communication can be a pain. Over and over again, one has to think up new important targets, to be fulfilled by the company as part of the mission statement, or to be fulfilled by a new department with specific targets. What a bore.

But it doesn't have to be! Here's bsgen, the tool that generates such messages for you, ready to copy-n-paste into company-wide e-mail memo's!

How it works? Here's a sample. Just click on 'again' to see another one.

To the consulting services group,

Two weeks ago, we surpised the corporate world when we presented our open 
letter to our clients and shareholders. With great pride I would like to 
introduce you to the new mission statement.

- Supply best of breed solutions for inter-departmental synergy
- Sustaining, embedding and redefining global operations
- Outsource the non-core-business of consulting services
- Consolidate services of our company

I would like to extend my congratulations to MacGuyver and the newly created 
executive board in their quest to redefine our company's success!

But is it enterprisey enough? Can it be tailored to suit your specific needs? Sure can! Download your own copy of bsgen today, get the data file too, and start adding your own bs to the datafile! Before you know it, you'll be mailing bs to every hour!
Update: thanks EvR/BOFH for a new excellent datafile. This will most certainly leverage the enablement and empowerment of our global workforce and consolidate the position in the peer group of our key focus areas.