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Enterprise-wide communication can be a pain. Over and over again, one has to think up new important targets, to be fulfilled by the company as part of the mission statement, or to be fulfilled by a new department with specific targets. What a bore.

But it doesn't have to be! Here's bsgen, the tool that generates such messages for you, ready to copy-n-paste into company-wide e-mail memo's!

How it works? Here's a sample. Just click on 'again' to see another one.

To the bridge,

In these most difficult times, we have shown our best and added great value 
to and met the needs of our customers. To further leverage on these key 
principles of our company, we are introducing Business Maintenance and 
Control. Using well-defined business volumetrics, Business Maintenance and 
Control seeks to:

- Creating added value to enablement services
- Aggressively penetrate new and existing markets
- Position management of strategic reallignment in consulting services
- A threefold increase of shared services and functions

It is time to huddle J.L Picard and give support in achiving these new 

But is it enterprisey enough? Can it be tailored to suit your specific needs? Sure can! Download your own copy of bsgen today, get the data file too, and start adding your own bs to the datafile! Before you know it, you'll be mailing bs to every hour!
Update: thanks EvR/BOFH for a new excellent datafile. This will most certainly leverage the enablement and empowerment of our global workforce and consolidate the position in the peer group of our key focus areas.