Enterprise-wide communication can be a pain. Over and over again, one has to think up new important targets, to be fulfilled by the company as part of the mission statement, or to be fulfilled by a new department with specific targets. What a bore.

But it doesn't have to be! Here's bsgen, the tool that generates such messages for you, ready to copy-n-paste into company-wide e-mail memo's!

How it works? Here's a sample. Just click on 'again' to see another one.

Hey huddle partner! Please forward the following message to the huddle 
partner on your left:

Two weeks ago, we surpised the corporate world when we presented our open 
letter to our clients and shareholders. I am excited to provide more details 
to you about the new mission statement.

- Focusing on capitalization of huddle sessions
- Develop a roadmap and define key milestones in processes with project 
management best practices
- Outsource the non-core-business of our business units
- Have our company invest heavily in niche markets

Although we have had a difficult year, the direction as set forth in this 
announcement will complete our new objectives and enable us to achieve even 
higher goals!

But is it enterprisey enough? Can it be tailored to suit your specific needs? Sure can! Download your own copy of bsgen today, get the data file bsgen.data too, and start adding your own bs to the datafile! Before you know it, you'll be mailing bs to all@yourcompany.com every hour!

Update: thanks EvR/BOFH for a new excellent datafile. This will most certainly leverage the enablement and empowerment of our global workforce and consolidate the position in the peer group of our key focus areas.