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Enterprise-wide communication can be a pain. Over and over again, one has to think up new important targets, to be fulfilled by the company as part of the mission statement, or to be fulfilled by a new department with specific targets. What a bore.

But it doesn't have to be! Here's bsgen, the tool that generates such messages for you, ready to copy-n-paste into company-wide e-mail memo's!

How it works? Here's a sample. Just click on 'again' to see another one.

Hey huddle partner! Please forward the following message to the huddle 
partner on your left:

During our last huddle session, we already informed you of the ever 
increasing role of Primary Interest Solution Support (PISS). Soon Primary 
Interest Solution Support (PISS) will start excellence realization and 
process integration work, in order to:

- Set new targets for excellence in quality assurance our global workforce
- Creating added value to consulting services
- Reengineer high level business processes of our clients
- Have shared services and functions invest heavily in niche markets

During these difficult times we should not forget our potential. We must 
face the future with confidence, and this announcement is just the first 
step in doing so!

But is it enterprisey enough? Can it be tailored to suit your specific needs? Sure can! Download your own copy of bsgen today, get the data file too, and start adding your own bs to the datafile! Before you know it, you'll be mailing bs to every hour!
Update: thanks EvR/BOFH for a new excellent datafile. This will most certainly leverage the enablement and empowerment of our global workforce and consolidate the position in the peer group of our key focus areas.