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Enterprise-wide communication can be a pain. Over and over again, one has to think up new important targets, to be fulfilled by the company as part of the mission statement, or to be fulfilled by a new department with specific targets. What a bore.

But it doesn't have to be! Here's bsgen, the tool that generates such messages for you, ready to copy-n-paste into company-wide e-mail memo's!

How it works? Here's a sample. Just click on 'again' to see another one.


This is a message from Mbeki to War Room Initiative,

In these most difficult times, we have shown our best and added great value 
to and met the needs of our customers. To further leverage on these key 
principles of our company, we are introducing Enterprise Transition Control. 
The goals of Enterprise Transition Control are:

- Aggressively penetrate new and existing markets
- A threefold increase of our business units
- Meet key performance indicators of global operations
- Designing processes that enable strategic growth of the management team 
and project support office

I would like to extend my congratulations to Steve and the newly created 
executive board in their quest to redefine our company's success!


But is it enterprisey enough? Can it be tailored to suit your specific needs? Sure can! Download your own copy of bsgen today, get the data file bsgen.data too, and start adding your own bs to the datafile! Before you know it, you'll be mailing bs to all@yourcompany.com every hour!
Update: thanks EvR/BOFH for a new excellent datafile. This will most certainly leverage the enablement and empowerment of our global workforce and consolidate the position in the peer group of our key focus areas.