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To the consulting services group,
Two weeks ago, Bubble Inc. (whole subsidiary of .boom) announced the
formation of a new department called Future Improvement Board. Future
Improvement Board has set the following key performance indicators for our
- Reengineer high level business processes of key focus areas such as our
principles regarding sustainability, client enablement and shareholder value
- Consolidate the position in the peer group of our company
- Meet key performance indicators of global operations
- Expand the presence of infrastructure engineering and maintenance in sweet
spots of new and emerging industries
Thanks to M. Jackson, I am confident that this company will become part of
the top ten providers in our industry.
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