bsgen

Enterprise-wide communication can be a pain. Over and over again, one has to think up new important targets, to be fulfilled by the company as part of the mission statement, or to be fulfilled by a new department with specific targets. What a bore.

But it doesn't have to be! Here's bsgen, the tool that generates such messages for you, ready to copy-n-paste into company-wide e-mail memo's!

How it works? Here's a sample. Just click on 'again' to see another one.

To all our valued customers,

Last Friday, we surpised the corporate world when we presented our open 
letter to our clients and shareholders. With great pride I would like to 
introduce you to the new mission statement.

- Outsource the non-core-business of our business units
- Designing processes that enable strategic growth of huddle sessions
- Buy the competition and competing products
- Set new targets for Group Excellence Initiative to meet ever increasing 
requirements of infrastructure engineering and maintenance

We should seize this oppurtunity to redefine our excellence and client 
support!

But is it enterprisey enough? Can it be tailored to suit your specific needs? Sure can! Download your own copy of bsgen today, get the data file bsgen.data too, and start adding your own bs to the datafile! Before you know it, you'll be mailing bs to all@yourcompany.com every hour!

Update: thanks EvR/BOFH for a new excellent datafile. This will most certainly leverage the enablement and empowerment of our global workforce and consolidate the position in the peer group of our key focus areas.