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I recently visited http://www.wecanknow.com/ -- by accident, I swear -- and guess what, on May 21st 2011, Judgement Day will occur (or should've occurred, depending on when you are reading this). That's all fine and well, but what time? What time will the Supreme Being descend onto earth to nuke the shit out of us? Such time resolution of one day just won't do in our modern times. I would prefer the exact time, up to a second precision.
Maybe I can make an educated guess.
- Will the Supreme Being have his morning coffee (or if he's
British, tea toast and marmelade) and then go about his business,
as in, "Another boring day at the office ahead, but let's get on
with it"? In that case I'd expect armageddon 'round ninish.
- Alternatively, he might take care of his e-mails first, do some
administration, have tea and lunch, and have a nice armageddon
around half past one. Early-ish in the afternoon, so to speak.
- But what if he's from one of the South European countries, or
from the Carribean, or generally a hot place? Then he'd probably
prefer to have a siesta first, between say midday and four pm.
Armageddon would then be rather late in the afternoon.
- Or, after leaving the office, he'll pop into his favorite pub,
have a steak and fries with a couple of pints, get moderately
pissed, and nuke us. "Rwrright.. lezzhave some armrrag..
amragged.. nukage." ZAP!
- Or maybe even later than that? Just as he's put on his jammies
and brushes his teeth? "Oh right, almost forgot that there's an
armageddon scheduled for today. Lucky that I remembered just in
time!" ZAP.
But wait, that's not all. Which timezone is his watch set to? Just a
date simply won't do. The duration of "May 21st" is 48 hours depending
on your location! He might nuke the earth while I'm still on May 20th,
still happily frolicking around and thinking that I have time to
spare. Or he might nuke me while I'm on May 22nd and just having a
beer thinking that all this was just yet another foolish doomday
prediction. Too many open ends.
Quite arbitrarily I've decided to take my local timezone as
reference. I reckon the Supreme Being will have the decency to respect
my clock. This might not be quite right, but hey, I
need to make an assumption here. In order to help us all estimating
how much time we have left, I have put below a small second-resolution timer.
Incase the Great Zap won't occur, the clock should count up again ;-)
(The clock actually takes the browser's timezone as reference, so
depending on your location, you should hope that the Supreme Being
respects your local clock.)
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