# bsgen Data file # --------------- # Empty lines are allowed. So are comments, which must start with a # at # the first column. Other lines form the actual data, and must be in the format # tag;expansion # The generator starts at a hardcoded tag named 'start' (see below). You can # have more lines with the same tag, in that case, the generator picks a random # one. The expansion parts can address next tags using the syntax '$tag'. # Each expansions '$tag' just takes a random expansion from 'tag', so if you # use '$tag' e.g. three times, then make sure that you have enough lines # of the form 'tag;expansion' to provide (at least three in this case). # If you want to reuse a previously determined value of some tag, use the # syntax '@tag'. This expands to the last usage of '$tag'. In contrast to # '$tag', '@tag' doesn't fetch a new random expansion of the tag. # If you want newlines in the strings, just put in a \, the formatter will # make sure that the line ends at the \. # Pretty straight-forward. # Generator starting point start;\$to\$when, $company announced the formation of a new department called $department. $departmentannouncement\$goodluck\ start;\$to\$when, we, $company, ventured into great new territory. $companyannouncement\$goodluck\ start;\$to\During our last huddle session, we already informed you of the ever increasing role of $department. $departmentannouncement\$goodluck\ start;\$to\In out last town hall meeting, we told you the exciting news of the creation of $department. $departmentannouncement\$goodluck\ start;\$to\$when, we discussed the unique oppurtunity of our company to be in the top three of our peer group. $companyannouncement\$goodluck\ start;\$to\$when we decided that the time was right and to inform you, the corporate workforce, of important changes in the structure of our group. $departmentannouncement\$goodluck\ start;\$to\$when, we surpised the corporate world when we presented our open letter to our clients and shareholders. $companyannouncement\$goodluck\ start;\$to\In these most difficult times, we have shown our best and added great value to and met the needs of our customers. To further leverage on these key principles of our company, we are introducing $department. $departmentannouncement\$goodluck\ start;\$to\Times are changing, and so must we! In order to do so, $department will play an ever increasing role in our corporate landscape and the enterprise landscape as a whole. $departmentannouncement\$goodluck\ to;To all our valued customers,\ to;Dear clients,\ to;Dear customers of $company,\ to;To the press^M^M^M^M global workforce, this is an important internal and confidential message! Do not leak to the press!\ to;Dear collegues,\ to;Valued shareholders,\ to;To the consulting services group,\ to;This is a message from $person to $department,\ to;To my collegues of $department,\ to;Team members! Please take note of the following message:\ to;Dear clients, shareholders and employees,\ to;To all of our beloved employees,\ to;Hey huddle partner! Please forward the following message to the huddle partner on your left:\ to;To whoever it may conern,\ to;To the hard working employees of this wonderful company!\ to;Dear crew,\ to;To engineering,\ to;To the bridge,\ # Companies company;Yo, ho! company;MickeySoft company;.boom company;Associated Mortgage Primes company;Bubble Inc. (whole subsidiary of .boom) company;Federation Enterprises company;Mbeki Ubitu Engiria Inc. (world renowned for their charity services to starting investors, call 419-M-BEKI) company;SDE, a PH company company;Santa North Pole Toys 'r His company;International Business Mischiefs company;Plunder and Flee company;Skynet Robotic Research # Departments department;Customer Satisfaction Initiative (CSI) Miami department;Operational Excellence Control department;Change and Transition Support (CaTS) department;Group Support and Functions department;Group Excellence Initiative department;Services Management Team department;Future Improvement Board department;Creativity in Thinking department;Governance Control Board department;Primary Interest Solution Support (PISS) department;Inter Department Initiative of Transformation (IDIoT) department;Intranet Kickoff Information and the International Kickoff Initiative (IKI IKI) department;Global Initiatives Team (GIT) department;Group Strategy department;Long-term Operations and Long-term Control Advancement Team (LOLCAT) department;Services Advancement Group (SAG) department;Special Quality Assurance Unification Team (SQUAT) department;Business Maintenance and Control department;Enterprise Transition Control depratment;Change Control and Reassessment Board department;Steering Committee department;War Room Initiative department;Ten Day Programme department;Enterprise Embedding # Important business dates when;Last month when;April the first when;Last Friday when;Over the weekend when;Two weeks ago when;An hour ago when;Last night # Company announcement subjects companyannouncement;I am excited to provide more details to you about the new mission statement.\\$fourblas\ companyannouncement;With great pride I would like to introduce you to the new mission statement.\\$fourblas\ companyannouncement;It is my honourable duty to inform you about the new mission statement.\\$fourblas\ companyannouncement;I would like to share with you our great challenge that lies ahead:\\$fourblas\ companyannouncement;The board of directors wants to inform you of their new vision to:\\$fourblas\ companyannouncement;Executive management has realized their vision to:\\$fourblas\ companyannouncement;Our CEO, J.L Picard, chief strategist of our company's Engage Programme, wishes to share is roadmap for the future:\\$fourblas\ companyannouncement;Our company has made one of the largest acquisitions this industry has seen by acquiring $company in order to:\\$fourblas\ companyannouncement;Our sharedholders have approved the merger with $company. By doing so, we will enable:\\$fourblas\ companyannouncement;In order to increase client and shareholder value, $company has acquired our company and will soon begin integration to:\\$fourblas\ companyannouncement;We will be rebranded by our parent company, $company. From now on we will be known as $company. Rebranding will enable us to:\\$fourblas\ # Department announcement subjects departmentannouncement;The goals of @department are:\\$fourblas\ departmentannouncement;The introduction of @department marks a milestone for $for. It aims at:\\$fourblas\ departmentannouncement;@department has set the following key performance indicators for $for:\\$fourblas\ departmentannouncement;Using well-defined business volumetrics, @department seeks to:\\$fourblas\ departmentannouncement;To meet key excellence performance indicators, @department will:\\$fourblas\ departmentannouncement;Soon @department will start excellence realization and process integration work, in order to:\\$fourblas\ departmentannouncement;@department will redefine our corporate landscape in a way that enables us to:\\$fourblas\ departmentannouncement;When @department has completed integration and embedding of $for, they will continue to:\\$fourblas\ # Four bla bla's fourblas;$target\$target\$target\$target fourblas;$target\$target\$target\$target fourblas;$target\$target\$target\$target # Targets target; - Creating added value to $for target; - Consolidate services of $for target; - Drive long-term strategic growth of $for target; - Realize excellence for $for target; - Focusing on capitalization of $for target; - Designing processes that enable strategic growth of $for target; - Leveraging consolidation and enablement of $for target; - Sustaining, embedding and redefining $for target; - A threefold increase of $for target; - Position management of strategic reallignment in $for target; - Evaluate and reassess $for target; - Set new standards for $for target; - Meet key performance indicators of $for target; - Reengineer high level business processes of $for target; - Supply best of breed solutions for $for target; - Develop a roadmap and define key milestones in processes with $for target; - Expand on the high level of trust in $for target; - Expand the presence of $for in sweet spots of new and emerging industries target; - Have $for invest heavily in niche markets target; - Set new targets for $department to meet ever increasing requirements of $for target; - Outsource the non-core-business of $for target; - Set new targets for excellence in quality assurance $for target; - Buy the competition and competing products target; - Aggressively penetrate new and existing markets target; - Realize strategic mergers that strengthen our market position target; - Consolidate the position in the peer group of $for for;key investment areas for;our company for;our clients for;our core business for;inter-departmental synergy for;decision-making process definition and execution for;enablement services for;global operations for;key focus areas such as our principles regarding sustainability, client enablement and shareholder value for;project management best practices for;our global workforce for;consulting services for;infrastructure engineering and maintenance for;our business units for;asset acquisition and management for;market research and development for;the management team and project support office for;shared services and functions for;huddle sessions # Good luck guys! goodluck;Representing $department, I wish the best of luck to $person and the rest of the team to make this initiative a success!\ goodluck;I would like to extend my congratulations to $person and the newly created executive board in their quest to redefine our company's success!\ goodluck;I want to take this oppurtunity to ask you to support $person in the quest to:\\$fourblas\ goodluck;Although we have achieved a lot and met each and every single target that we have set, there is still a lot of work to do! I know that I can rely on you all to achieve even more in the next few months ahead of us!\ goodluck;During these difficult times we should not forget our potential. We must face the future with confidence, and this announcement is just the first step in doing so!\ goodluck;I want you to do what you do best: to satisfy and meet our clients' needs, and to support them according to the high standards we have set!\ goodluck;Although we have had a difficult year, the direction as set forth in this announcement will complete our new objectives and enable us to achieve even higher goals!\ goodluck;Thanks to $person, I am confident that this company will become part of the top ten providers in our industry.\ goodluck;$person and the operations board will ensure that we will stay market leader and excel in our clients' needs.\ goodluck;It is time to huddle $person and give support in achiving these new goals!\ goodluck;We should seize this oppurtunity to redefine our excellence and client support!\ # Persons person;MacGuyver person;M. Jackson person;J.L Picard person;Jane person;Mbeki person;Bill person;Steve